Memoirs of a burning taco truck
toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

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stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.

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TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT

ask-vonbelfry:

littleyellowfirelights:

hannahcarbons:

"Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.”

Wow, talk about a coincidence. I’ve felt so awful tonight, and this comes along. Worth sharing.

I really need to remember this.

I. Fucking. Love. This. Quote. It actually throws me from my bad moods.

catchmewithyoursourlips:

shinitama:

And do you want to know something else? 

I never liked your spinach puffs!

NEVER!

The best cosplay ever!

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

not-quite-normal:

waffleguppies:

itscarororo:

cakemadeofbees:

I made a thing for my father for his birthday tomorrow! I’m so excited I have to post it now! 

Watch as I slowly grow older and angrier

hanna makin cute things

ooHHHH MY GOD

AHH GOSH